Funny sayings for getting drunk12/27/2023 “It takes only one drink to get me drunk.“I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.”.“A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.”- Frank Lloyd Wright.“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”- Ernest Hemingway.That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!” - Ernest Hemingway “Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk.The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” ― William Butler Yeats.The rest I just squandered.” – George Best “I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. “Man, being reasonable, must get drunk the best of life is but intoxication.” – Lord Byron.That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.“I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”- Brendan Behan.“Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.”.“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C.“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill.“Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.”― Jerry Vale.“Drink today, and drown all sorrow you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.” – John Fletcher.“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.”- William Faulkner.“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean, against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.”.“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”.“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”.“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”.“Everybody’s got to believe in something.
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